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" Then he would tell me that he was going to take a hit out on me through Jenny Craig.

He use to pick up the phone and pretend he was talking to her. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT AND CONCERNED IN YOUR GREAT ADVICE AND I THINK THAT OPTION ONE IS NEEDED AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

You are a nice guy and I think you would like it here.

With this new money your sending me, I'd love buy a drink at Flash Dancers (a fine eating establishment located just off the interstate). Meeting Agnus was the best thing that has ever happened to me until now. Anyway Albert, let me know if you can send a check and I will tell you where to send it.

THE NUMBER OF CAPITAL SHARES WHICH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE YEAR 2002 IS UNDER MY JURISDICTION IS US,000,000.00 AND THE OUTSTANDING SHARE THAT IS PRESENTLY UNDER MY CONTROL AND SUPERVISION IS US,000,000.00 ( FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).THIS IS TOP BANK SECRET THAT YOU MUST KNOW THAT AS MY TRUSTED FOREIGN PARTNER. I will also refer to my wife Agnus as Elle Mac Pherson. I have five suggestions if you don't have anything in mind: If you like one of those names, let me know ASAP. I'm sorry, you probably don't want to hear about my "family issues", but I can't help it. Elle Mac Pherson gets lonely and says I'm "neglectful". You see, I love my wife, but I have to keep it real, you know...straight thuggin'. I have another problem that I need your expert advice on. He's threatening to take this to the FBI, CIA, Humane Society and the NCAA if we don't make him a partner. Don't ask me why, you're just going to have to do it.LET TRUST AND HONESTY BE OUR WATCH WORD THROUGHOUT THIS PENDING MUTUAL BENEFICIARY TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. I will never forget how special you made me feel when I read your email and you wrote, (and I quote): "I LOVE YOU". I tell her (in my best DMX voice): "Shut up bitch and go make me a sandwich! I looked up ticket cost on for a round-trip flight from Nigeria to Portland, OR and it's not going to be that bad.I don't want you to send it to my house because I would like to surprise Agnus.You see, her weight has ballooned from 145 to 190 in the past two years and she really wants to join that Jenny Craig program. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND PREPAID EXPENSES.

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